When I was in 2nd yr HS, we put an FMD (foot and mouth disease) ridden meat in a lumpiang shanghai for our teacher that time...
she ate it in front of our eyes and we waited for some kind of violent reaction.
it didnt happen
the meat was green and all...
and nothing happened even after a few days has passed
which brings us to our conclusion that our dear old teach is really not from earth.

- sunsetjowee